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Wed May 6

Wolverine: The Game Will Rip Off Your Balls And Laugh While Doing It

Wolverine: The Game is a really, really good video game based on a movie…wow never thought I would ever write that. Mostly because most games based on movies are horrible, and for some reason that’s especially true with comic movies. That’s not to say they’re all bad but i cant help thinking that when they’re programing a superhero game the computer goes apeshit and makes it shitty so it wont crash.

But wolverine, hoo boy, I was like a kid in a candy store. In the first five minutes there’s a cut scene where you brutally take out nine guys in the future, and then your blown up in a helacopter where you fall to the ground, impaling some dude to break your fall. and thats all before you even take control of the charecter! From there you lunge, stab, disembowl, and decapitate your way through the story. Also…YOU FIGHT A FUCKIN SENTINEL! IN SPACE! ok, in the upper atmosphere but you get the point. Here’s the thing though, this game is so fundamentally diffrent than the movie that it caught me off guard. In fact I’m pretty sure if the game met the movie at a party the game would murder the movie…brutally…castration included.

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